Leaving Voicemail

I don't have texting. I know, it sucks. It forces me to actually call these girls and have a real life conversation. I mean... like, OMFG, that is soooo 1990s. Anyway, I called six girls today (all voicemail) and left the same message:

"What's up dude, it's Zar. I just saw the funniest thing, haha! Okay, it's actually kinda fucked up, but it made me laugh. Anyway, I'm at work... get a hold of me, I'll tell you all about it. Later!"

Five out of the six were girls I haven't had contact in over two weeks. I got a 100% callback, and only two of them asked what was so funny. I didn't have any follow-up, so I randomly used a story of a kid running to catch the ice cream truck, then tripping over the curb and doing a ninja roll, only to get back up and speed to the truck in front of all the other kids.

Try it out, fellas!!

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