The Absent Wingman
I decide to grab a drink and head to the patio with my buddy.
On the patio, we see two cute girls, a friendly chubby girl and a dude that looked like he was ready to fight someone. My buddy starts chatting with the big girl, and I start talking to the guy with a simple "Wadup man, how you doin?" After I disarm him (luckily he spoke arabic, so do I... kinda), we both turn to the two cuties.
Me: Hi friends! [I turn to the guy] So, who are your friends?
-he introduces me to his girlfriends-
Me: He's awesome. I just met this guy, and he's like family.
Girl #1: He's my cousin.
Me: Oh! Then, we're all family. Group hug! [hugs]
After talking for a bit, one girl said "you're pretty touchy". I didn't even realize it, but I guess I was touching her too much. Lesson learned. They eventually went to go dance, and I turn back to see my buddy still talking to that big girl.
Walking through the dance floor, I pull three girls together saying "You guys are having WAAAY too much fun!" We dance/laugh for a bit, and I go back to the bar.
I saw this girl earlier and thought "damn, sexy shirt on a sexy girl". Now, she was outside with 4 girlfriends. I went in directly with a compliment.
Me: That shirt?... [pause]... is AWESOME. I saw you inside, and it was glowing in the light.
SexyShirt: Thanks. [she had an accent, like... Russian?]
Me: So, what's the occasion?
SexyShirt: It's her bachelorette party.
Me: Really? Congrats! Hi-five! Hi-fives all around!
They all giggle and smile. I ask a couple questions like if she's nervous yet, what if ____ happened during the wedding, etc. They laugh, and smile, but aren't really contributing to the conversation, so I leave on a good note. I see my buddy talking to another chubby girl. I leave and come back, and he asks me what I said to those girls because they kept asking "who is he?", "find out who he's with", "he's hot", etc. What the hell!?! They were like zombies when I was talking to them!
Oh well. Lessons learned: tone down the touching, and don't leave just because they're not responding as much as I would like.
On the patio, we see two cute girls, a friendly chubby girl and a dude that looked like he was ready to fight someone. My buddy starts chatting with the big girl, and I start talking to the guy with a simple "Wadup man, how you doin?" After I disarm him (luckily he spoke arabic, so do I... kinda), we both turn to the two cuties.
Me: Hi friends! [I turn to the guy] So, who are your friends?
-he introduces me to his girlfriends-
Me: He's awesome. I just met this guy, and he's like family.
Girl #1: He's my cousin.
Me: Oh! Then, we're all family. Group hug! [hugs]
After talking for a bit, one girl said "you're pretty touchy". I didn't even realize it, but I guess I was touching her too much. Lesson learned. They eventually went to go dance, and I turn back to see my buddy still talking to that big girl.
Walking through the dance floor, I pull three girls together saying "You guys are having WAAAY too much fun!" We dance/laugh for a bit, and I go back to the bar.
I saw this girl earlier and thought "damn, sexy shirt on a sexy girl". Now, she was outside with 4 girlfriends. I went in directly with a compliment.
Me: That shirt?... [pause]... is AWESOME. I saw you inside, and it was glowing in the light.
SexyShirt: Thanks. [she had an accent, like... Russian?]
Me: So, what's the occasion?
SexyShirt: It's her bachelorette party.
Me: Really? Congrats! Hi-five! Hi-fives all around!
They all giggle and smile. I ask a couple questions like if she's nervous yet, what if ____ happened during the wedding, etc. They laugh, and smile, but aren't really contributing to the conversation, so I leave on a good note. I see my buddy talking to another chubby girl. I leave and come back, and he asks me what I said to those girls because they kept asking "who is he?", "find out who he's with", "he's hot", etc. What the hell!?! They were like zombies when I was talking to them!
Oh well. Lessons learned: tone down the touching, and don't leave just because they're not responding as much as I would like.
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